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Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)

A man goes to visit Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire.

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Tony Watt (story & screenplay)
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Cast

Credited cast:
Max Schreck ... Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive footage)
Vivita Vivita ... Sister Funk
Tony Watt ... Father Pipecock (as Trenchmouth Colitis)
John Migliore ... Johnny Ghoulash
Kelly Mari Kelly Mari ... Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Sophia The Cat Sophia The Cat ... Ariana's Black & White Cat
Sara Dagoda Sara Dagoda ... Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
Kim Sønderholm ... Narrator (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Gustav Botz Gustav Botz ... Professor Sievers - Bremen Town Doctor & Burgomeister (archive footage)
Sgt. Brando Sgt. Brando ... Bullet Dodging Pussy
Sandy Fluffer Dahl Sandy Fluffer Dahl ... Vatican WMD Doll
Karl Etlinger Karl Etlinger ... Student (archive footage)
John Gottowt John Gottowt ... Professor Bulwer (archive footage)
Alexander Granach ... Knock-The Real Estate Manager (archive footage)
Wolfgang Heinz Wolfgang Heinz ... Empusa's First Mate (archive footage)
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A man goes to visit Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire.

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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

9 March 2014 (Canada) See more »

Also Known As:

Tex Watt's Secret Vampire Movie See more »

Filming Locations:

Toronto, Ontario, Canada See more »

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Budget:

$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Slum Goddess,Tony Watt See more »
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Color:

Color (Watt-a-Rama)
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Father Pipecock's name was inspired by a pseudonym used by reggae legend: Lee 'Scratch' Perry: "Father Pipecock" See more »

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Edited from Nosferatu (1922) See more »

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Unwatchable
30 July 2018 | by worthwoodSee all my reviews

The camera quality is so old and bad this movie is literally unwatchable. Add to that equally bad audio recording quality, and an incomprehensible mess of a plot with non existent writing and zero acting ability or direction. This thing isn't even edited properly. It's garbage and a waste of way too much of my time watching it even though we couldn't finish it.


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