Shakespeare in Love (1998)
Steven O'Donnell: Lambert
Philip Henslowe : [bound, with feet high over burning coals] I have a wonderful new play.
Hugh Fennyman : Put them back in.
[Lambert lowers Henslowe's feet closer to the coals]
Philip Henslowe : It's a comedy!
Hugh Fennyman : Cut off his nose.
Philip Henslowe : It's a new comedy by William Shakespeare!
Hugh Fennyman : And his ears.
Philip Henslowe : And a share! We will be partners, Mr. Fennyman.
Hugh Fennyman : Partners?
[Lambert lifts Henslowe's feet off the coals]
Philip Henslowe : It's a crowd tickler. Mistaken identities. Shipwreck. Pirate King. A bit with a dog and love triumphant!
Lambert : I think I've seen it. I didn't like it.
Philip Henslowe : But, this time it's by Shakespeare!
Hugh Fennyman : What's it called?
Philip Henslowe : Romeo and Ethel the Pirates Daughter.
Hugh Fennyman : Good title.